Carly: Luna, I’ll be happy to walk with you except for three things.
Luna: What things?
Carly: First off, it’s a long walk.
Luna: I used to run with Daddy all the time.
Carly: You’re wearing heels.
Luna: I saw a shoe store. I can afford sneakers.
Carly: And third, your hand is on my ass.
Luna: Oops! Sorry.
Carly: It’s still there.
June 15th, 2009
I’m not feeling real well, but truth to tell, the real reason I haven’t updated is that the entire collection of Elfquest comics has been put online. Seems there’s a lot more stories than the ones I read as a teen.
Soon as I’m feeling better, I’ll get something new up.
Cheers!
June 15th, 2009


G’nar the Trivial: Seems to be a good number of these “readers.” Did they see you put the intruders into Shadowstate?
G’nar the Insignificant: No, the author was to lazy to show that.
G’nar the Trivial: OK, we can let them live.
June 11th, 2009
Hey folks! We’re coming up on the middle of the month and I’m a bit dragged down. I still owe the vet and refilling my own prescriptions is kind of spendy.
For a limited time, I’m gonna give access to the Donors Gallery to anyone that makes a $2 donation. That’s less than you’d pay for soda pop at a movie or a box of candy.
Of course I’m happy if you still want to kick in more.
If you don’t want to use Paypal, I’ll e-mail the Donors Gallery password to anyone that gets me something from my Renderosity.com wishlist.
Cheers!
June 9th, 2009
The full size (1600×1200) version of this picture is in the Donors Gallery under Wallpapers. I’ll make other sizes available if anyone asks.
But, as a special voters incentive, a smaller version is now available here! Not safe for work, not suitable for children, shouldn’t be looked at by people that don’t like seeing boobies, etc.
Cheers!
June 7th, 2009


G’nar, the Trivial: So, why did you summon me? Certainly not to impress your friend.
G’nar, the Insignificant: I was here alone when intruders came. I put them into shadowstate, but I can’t release it.
G’nar, the Trivial: You’re not going to save them for later?
G’nar, the Insignificant: Uh, no. Maddie wants me to let them go.
G’nar, the Trivial: Very well, but first, who are they?
G’nar, the Insignificant: The intruders? I didn’t ask their names.
G’nar, the Trivial: No, them.
G’nar, the Insignificant: Oh great. There goes the Fourth Wall again.
June 5th, 2009
New in the Donors Gallery, Gina goes MILF on us and proves she’s a natural strawberry blond.

May 17th, 2009


G’nar, the Trivial: So the thing she fears most is the person she loves most. That’s not so surprising.
G’nar, the Insignificant: I understand where she’s coming from, actually. You sealed me in a void so I couldn’t escape you if you ever needed my body to replace yours.
G’nar, the Trivial: And so you left your void as soon as you knew you could survive outside of it?
G’nar, the Insignificant: Of course!
G’nar, the Trivial: Let’s think about this a minute. I created your being. I gave you the knowledge and the memories you would need to survive. Yet I let you believe your void was not a sanctuary.
G’nar, the Insignificant: You’re saying that was all bull shit?
G’nar, the Trivial: And you got out before your thirteenth decade. I’m so proud.
May 14th, 2009

Watching Over Me
It’s been a whole week since I had to let Shadow go. Both long and short at the same time. I still wake up wondering where she’s gotten to.
And, frankly, I was starting to get along fine until I thought about it.
So, I’m a wreck again.
You’ll pardon me if there’s no Friday comic.
Thank you all!
May 10th, 2009
Before anyone feels the need to tell me about the movie, I have seen it. In Monday’s comic Gina is voicing my original concerns, but I have to say I was pleasantly surprised. This “reboot” does not invalidate any of the old shows or movies. The casting was even spot on. Maybe we’ll luck out and get some decent science fiction in the near future with the success of Battlestar Galactica and this new Star Trek.