Ace donned a wireless headset to answer the call, “This is Ace, how can I help you.”

“Ace, this is Andy . . .,” said the voice on the other end.

Andy continued, “I hate to tell you this, but you’ve got an infected system again.  It’s spewing the “ImHot4U” e-mail virus.

“Oh for . . .,” Ace began, “Who would bypass the firewall, disable his anti-virus software, and still be enough of an idiot to fall for that old gag”

“Ace,” said Andy.  “We both know that’s a rhetorical question.”

Larry entered Ace’s office, his blond hair combed back and his tailored suit highlighting his athletes figure.

“I’m hot today,” he offered as greeting.

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Note: Yeah, the bald guy is me, taken where I was working at the time.