Larry sauntered into Ace’s office, reaching for the figurine next to Ace’s monitors.

“Heya, Acey!” he said.

“Larry, did you download an email titled ‘I’m hot for you?’”

Larry half seated himself on the edge of Ace’s desk, figurine in hand.  “Yeah, I had a heck of a time getting it on my computer!”

“Larry!” Ace exclaimed, “That was an e-mail virus!”

“Don’t be silly, Ace,” Larry explained, one finger running the length of the figurine.  “No one that was hot for me would send me an e-mail virus.”

Ace scowled, “Larry, quit fondling The Major.”

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Note:  “The Major” is a reference to “Ghost in the Shell” by Masamune Shirow.