While we out on errands, Mom decided she wanted to run by a fabric store. When it became clear that we weren’t going to find it on our own, Mom pulled out her iPhone.

Mom: Siri? Navigate to Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Siri: I can’t find any Joan Fabrics.

Mom: Jo ANN Fabrics.

Siri: Navigating to Jo-Ann Fabrics. (Shows one in Georgia.)

Mom: Jo-Ann Fabrics in Vancouver.

Siri: Navigating to Jo-Ann Fabrics. (In Vancouver BC.)

Mom: Jo-Ann Fabrics Vancouver Washington.

Siri: I can’t find any Joan Fabrics.

Me: OK, Google. Navigate to nearest Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Google: OK, Navigating to Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Mom: SIRI! Navigate to Jo ANN Fabrics Vancouver WASHINGTON.

Siri: Found it. Navigating to Jo-Ann Fabrics.

Siri navigates us to a gated intersection. Guess Google wasn’t kidding about making a U-turn.

Mom: Siri, cancel navigation.

Siri: ok, DELLE!

Mom and Siri aren’t on speaking terms anymore.