An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: I think you should know. I hacked my old phone and found some interesting features. I also noticed that they're only available thru the GSA.
Agent Smith: There's a few people that won't like that news, but I don't think anyone will be surprised. You might not want to try that with your new phone. It's rigged to go dead if tampering is detected. But, I'll see if I can get the fun stuff enabled for you.
Ace: Save me the trouble of looking and tell me if Luna's phone has it's special features already activated.
Agent Smith: She's in line for the whole set.
Ace: So, she's going to be considered an asset.
Agent Smith: To a limited extent. She might get called on for analysis or to observe something, but those all will have to go thru me. I'll keep any risks minimal and she'll be paid good money. I want to be able to pitch a Secret Service career to her when she finishes college.
Ace: The thing is, I'm the only family she's got. And she's smart. Scary smart. She notices everything, forgets nothing, and puts them all together instantly. It would be foolish to not want her services. Now, she's an adult, and makes her own decisions, and I have no trouble with her being involved with something as long as she goes in with her eyes open. But you need to let certain people know that if they ever try to play her for a pawn, I will find out, I will find them, and I will make sure they regret it for a very, very long time.
Agent Smith: Ace, if they know about her, they know about you. You're something of a legend. It's said that in less than 30 minutes you tracked down and arranged everything necessary to put the guy stalking Luna behind bars. But there's absolutely no evidence of that. Add to that the fact that crossing you would piss off your mother, who still has a lot of favors she can call in. And then, one might wonder at the real reason you took up Hapkido, a martial art focusing on disabling or pinning an attacker without doing serious injury or having to kill.