It’s tough being one of the guys among girls.
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Maddie: When did you get a vibrator?
Luna: Just after I turned 18. Nothing special about it. I pretty much bought the first one that looked like it would fit.
Jaz: Have you girls heard of those butterfly vibrators? I wore one to a party once.
Ace: Under your clothes?
Jaz: Uh, no.
Maddie: Never tried a vibrator. But when I was 15, I discovered firm pillows. Gran never did figure out why the sofa pillows got threadbare so fast.
Luna: Just after I turned 18. Nothing special about it. I pretty much bought the first one that looked like it would fit.
Jaz: Have you girls heard of those butterfly vibrators? I wore one to a party once.
Ace: Under your clothes?
Jaz: Uh, no.
Maddie: Never tried a vibrator. But when I was 15, I discovered firm pillows. Gran never did figure out why the sofa pillows got threadbare so fast.
Ahh…but if you are one of the honoured gentlemen admitted to such august company, you can learn much. You will also become psychologically scarred, but I maintain it was worth it….
Cue up Dresden Dolls ‘Coin Operated Boy’
Well, now I’ve got THAT stuck in my brain. ^_^
Come on Ace, throw them a curve ball and tell them about your Ona Cup.
I’ve got 5 sisters, the talk gets much worse than this.
My first job, when I was a shy virgin, I ended up on midnight shift with only females. One night the (hot) assistant manager decided to gather all the other (3) employees to talk about their ‘first times’, in an area where I had to walk though their group at least once a minute.
Ah, workplace sexual harassment at its finest.
Senior year in high school, I was once the only male sitting in the senior lounge when the girls there kinda forgot I was there. They spent 10-15 minutes talking about their GYN Dr. experiences before switching to another topic, and then were shocked and embarrassed when I spoke up again. Best part was that they were amazed I wasn’t squicked about it all (I’d heard it all before, much to their surprise)…
Cue Rosa walking in: “Actually, I did. Just never said anything.”
Grandmothers can be more observant than they let on. I lived with mine during several of my later teen years. I doubt I really got much past her. (She’d raised two sons and two daughters and was a nurse for half a century).
Ace! Speak you! You have a fleshlight, right?
I have a 50 year old wife and a 19 year old daughter. There are some subjects they get on about that cause me to slip out of the room right quick. Poor Ace is stuck, though, hehe.
Have you ever heard of BOB?
Battery-Operated Boyfriend?
I’ve first heard of him in the Nikki Sprite comics.
Have you ever heard of SOM?
They make a plug-in girlfriend.
NSFW;
http://www.somjapan.com/global/mens_som/index.html
Any time I’m around a conversation like this, I view it more from an opportunity cost aspect. Maybe I don’t want to hear it right now, but maybe I’ll have a reason to want to know later, and such opportunities don’t come up that much (for me anyway). So I always happily listen and even ask polite questions. (note – I have no sisters)