An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
General: Commend Primary Data Systems Technician and her team for me. If they didn't restore lights and power, then she was at least correct that they would come back up on their own.
Lackey: At once Grand Leader. Shall I have her work on restoring communications and internal sensors?
General: I think not. That would be more advantageous for the crew than us. Specifically because the Bridge and Engineering are locked from the inside. Your runners are doing a good enough job. I assume there's been no more word from our Orion “associate?”
Lackey: No, Grand Leader.
General: Shells. We could really use the new command codes. Well, it can't be helped She can't just wander off and find a runner. And of your runners, any trouble getting them to stay hydrated and keeping them supplied with energy bars?
Lackey: The biggest problem is that we're almost out of chocolate chip, and hardly anyone's taking oatmeal raisin.
General: Really? Those are my favorite. Be obvious about grabbing a handful for me on your next round. Oh, and make sure they know to remind everyone that our “associate” insists that the Code Breaker not be harmed. My line about him not needing his legs was way over the top.
Lackey: Of course, Grand Leader. I don't think we have anyone crazy enough to eat human meat, but it can't hurt to make sure.
General: The way they eat it wouldn't surprise me if many of them were toxic. If we ever do something like this again, we write the dialog. With all the threats to eat human, I was afraid I'd end up retching or cracking up. I'd sooner dine on fowl.