An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Lackey: If you'll step over here, please, Princess? We do not want you injured.
General: You're giving this to me?
Ace: Call it a peace offering. I don't need it to end this conflict. I'd rather use reason.
General: So, I'm to think that if it comes to blows, that you can beat me? You are brash, Code Breaker. And a canny adversary. Yet, what makes you so certain that you and the little princess won't find yourselves on the dinner table?
Ace: I've pretty much worked out that was never likely. One, you've had millions of years of civilization, and two, heavy metal poisoning is a real problem for many modern birds, including too much iron, and they've had millions of years to adapt. I think your common ancestor was Late Triassic or Early Jurassic, and you haven't had the same evolutionary pressures. So I'd bet just the thought of red meat makes you ill. I have to admit you did have me worried at first; made me think there was an immediate threat.
General: I was against the attempt to fool you, but we are desperate.
Ace: I would have released the lockout, only I can't as long as you're trying to take control. It's an old Dilmun protocol. You lost that fight a thousand cycles ago.
General: And what would you have me do, Code Breaker? We've leaped upon the back of our prey, we take it down or fall beneath its feet.
Ace: And if a tougher, meaner predator thinks the prey is his?
General: We do not yield easily, if the other predator is all roar and no teeth.
Lackey: That's a lovely scent you're wearing. Is it commercial?
Sky: I brew my own. It's all plant based.
Ace: I'll just have to show you my teeth, then.
General: If that's the way you want it, hatchling.