An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: It's had its moments, but I suppose it's just as well that I'm not going to recall this night.
Peach: You seem pretty level-headed, to me, Ace. Memory suppression isn't mandatory, and it's obvious that you can keep a secret.
Ace: I set a person on fire. She gave me no choice, she probably had it coming, and I'm not going to lose any sleep over it, but I'd just as soon not have that image crowding my thoughts for a while.
Peach: I see. I'm sorry you had to go though all that. This was only supposed to take an hour or two of your time. About the statue and dolls. We knew you'd think the statue was over the top, but that's our culture for you. X and I tried to argue for something more modest, but the real fight was getting this mission set up, instead of simply taking you back to The Empire. Against your will, if necessary. Given our cultural aversion to anything smacking of slavery, I think you can see how desperate we are. I think the statue was Mother's, The Empress', way of emphasizing that you're a person to be respected, not pushed around. The plushies were my own crazy idea in that department, but I jokingly mentioned it to Sky and she loved the idea. She had one designed before bed time. They're surprisingly popular, so she's really proud of them. I think she's actually your biggest fan.
Ace: I guess I can live with that.
Peach: There is one other thing I need to talk to you about. It's something that's going to be equally embarrassing for everyone involved. This has to be reported, and that includes having Archives compile video documentaries, including one for public presentation. All that is going to be public domain. So there's bound to be some dramatizations. And that means a particular demand will be generated. It will happen and if we don't do them ourselves, unauthorized versions will start turning up.
Ace: Oh no!
Peach: Oh yes. Action figures. For all of us. At least yours won't probably come as a set of two with a stasis chamber and “Real Fainting Action.”