An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
X: I'm sure The Captain would also want you to know that in the event of pressure loss or other crisis, emergency cabinets in all occupied areas will open for access to oxygen packs, food concentrates, and water, as well as first aid, survival, tool and micro-gravity movement kits. Also, if power broadcasting is cut off, shipsuits can function approximately 5 micro-cycles, that's about 3.5 hours, without recharging. Also shipsuits will automatically staunch wounds and immobilize serious fractures, and the feet and gloves of a shipsuit are almost slip proof. You could climb up walls like Squirrel-Girl.
Ace: Could use some pockets, though.
Peach: It can do better. Hold an object against your suit for a moment, and it'll stay there. Press and hold and the suit will envelop it. When you reach for an item it will release.
Ace: So its a complete space suit?
Peach: In a pinch. They really aren't rated for EVA on their own.
Ace: And what about the extra bikini I have on.
Peach: Extra shielding. We've found that man bits don't react well to cosmic radiation. That's why if males want to travel, it has to be in “The Can.” That's what they call the cryo-pods. Of course, as a perk, once we make orbit, they're VERY popular.
Ace: “Don't react well,” as in sterility?
Peach: “Don't react well,” as in fall off.
X: Does The Captain recall that we're trying to elicit Ace's aid, rather than scare him off?