An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: Knight takes Queen. We gotcha!
Regina: Bas- Bas- Bastard! That was rude!
General: Stand down.
Ace: Quit complaining. You know it can be re-attached, after your teleport, jamming, radio, and override systems are removed from the torso.
Ace: General, I present to you the architect of all our troubles. I said the Dilmun left you behind, but I strongly suspect that the rest of your kind did leave in company with your old masters, only she stole the ship your group was on. You were kidnapped. And when she thought you were no longer of any use, set your ship to crash into the Earth.
Regina: General! Seize him!
General: I think not, Golem.
Regina: You defy me? I am your queen! The chosen Voice of The Masters!
General: Your's is the voice of madness. The first law of The Masters is, “Protect the young.” You would make us party to genocide. Clearly, the Young Master could have killed us at any time, but chose not to, at great risk. I see you now for what you are; a liar, a pretender, and the enemy of every living being.
Regina: I will see you all dead for this! If it takes a thousand years I'll exterminate every being with even a scrap of your DNA!
Lackey: I think hostilities are over. I acquiesce. May you release my arm, please?