An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Farah: I suppose I could trade a few diamonds here and there for what I need, until I can find someone to buy them.
Rusty: By luck I have the contact information of our Australian purchasing agent. She is particularly well known for being discrete. She can also help you get documented.
Farah: Deal with that pirate? I'd be lucky to get 10 cents on the dollar.
Rusty: Lady Farah, ten cents on the dollar would be a good offer for bulk diamonds of uncertain origin. Also, note that I am a golem, I will likely never set foot on Terra, and it is even less likely that I will ever have any interaction with her. But even I know better than to call Iola Kirké a pirate.