An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Sky: It will take me a while to start the evac protocol, so you two will have to leave me in the transporter room and go on to Archives. I'll lock myself in so you don't need to worry about me. We'll be passing through a couple of depressurized decks. But our shipsuits can handle that. In addition to automatic safety features, our suits are programmed to react to certain gestures. To deploy the air hood, just make a motion as if you were putting the hood of a jacket on. And the reverse to take it off, though it won't retract if there isn't a good atmosphere. And clap your hands and rub them together like they were cold for gloves. Any questions?
Ace: Uh, one thing that never seems to come up in sci-fi: What if I need to use a latrine? I'm going to need to take a leak pretty soon.
Sky: Well, at least you didn't empty your bladder when they woke you up. Lucky we're passing a latrine right away. But ,just for the record, you can do your business in your suit. It's completely sanitary and the waste is sealed hermetically in a shell of shipsuit material that you can set aside. But it's still kind of gross when you think about it.
Ace: Yeah, I think I can hold it for a while longer.
Sky: Since shipboard latrines are designed for support use in freefall and gravity, Cousin Farah will have to show you how they work.
Farah: Why me?
Sky: Because I'm still young and innocent and don't need to see his package.
Farah: Yeah, right. I've seen your porn collection.
Sky: You mean you stole my p-! My mens' sports-! Those were for an art class!