An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Lackey: Grand Leader, Primary Data Systems Technician reports that she may not be able to restore lighting in this section or bring internal sensors online. I have confirmed that the command codes provided no longer function.
General: What is your analysis?
Lackey: My-? Yes, Grand Leader. I scent that her diligence and efficiency, as well as that of her subordinates, are above any reproach I could offer. They may not have achieved their objective, but I can drop no failure into her camp. To their credit, they have found a significant anomaly. Launch Deck 3. Bay 2 is indicating that it is unoccupied. With internal sensors down, there should be no indicators for bay status at all. I have taken the liberty of asking scouts to prepare to investigate under stealth.
General: Of course. You have concluded that the bay may actually be occupied, but at the same time suspect that this may be another trap. You may relay my order to proceed as you have arranged. But first, uncover your eyes and look upon me.
Lackey: Grand Leader, I am honored.
General: Ah, if you were only half as tough as you are insightful, I could make a Hunt Leader of you. If we carry the day, I have a son nearing mating age. He is unusually intelligent yet wild for a male. I think he would hatch you formidable daughters. If you can tame him, he is yours.
Lackey: I am surely not worthy.
General: By The Empty Nest! Don't think it won't be a challenge.
Lackey: But, what of the plan to rescue the Masters?
General: That may need to be put on hold. The Code Breaker's suggestion that we look for more of our kind first has merit. Never be afraid to take good advice, even if it's from an enemy, or a lackey. The Masters aren't going anywhere any time soon. From our viewpoint, they will have barely moved at all in relation to the event horizon.