An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: You know where a functioning control console is?
Scout 2: No. But I do know where Primary Data Systems Technician is. She turned them off. She should be able to turn one back on.
Ace: That's great. Where is she?
Scout 2: She's at life-pod staging area 3/2. I can get her and meet you at the console for this level. But there's something you should know.
Ace: What's that?
Scout 2: She's really pissed off that you're a male and had more luck with the control systems. You'll want to avoid physical contact or looking her in the eyes.
Ace: You think that might cause a fight?
Scout 2: A physical altercation would not be tolerated. I'm worried you might trigger a mating ritual. She's got weird tastes.
Peach: He does have a potent pheromone set. Just make sure she knows X has first dibs!
X: Not helping, Captain.