An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Chapel Secretary: Oh, hello Miss King. I had an anonymous call warning me that I'd be hearing from you. I was also told about the lifestyles and sexual orientations of the couple, as well as their unsavory connections and histories of violence. She went on to say that “her people” could make things difficult for us in the future.
Pixie: I had an inkling that was going on. I suppose I should try somewhere else, then?
Chapel Secretary: Not for that reason. Our chapel is in the business of weddings. Our sole concerns are if the couple truly love each other, and if they can pay. And we're flexible on the latter. I've fielded several calls in the past regarding gay weddings hosted here, and no vast organization has ever manifested to make any trouble for us. So, in accordance with chapel policy, and under then direct guidance of Pastor Matthews, I told the bitch to go fuck herself.
Chapel Secretary: If if were possible, we would gladly have your friends' wedding here.
Chapel Secretary: If we weren't booked through mid-Summer. And that's taking into account that the basement has been converted to a chapel as well. This is the season for weddings, after all. We do have a waiting list for cancellations, but it's pretty long.
Pixie:I'll have to check with them and call you back.
Chapel Secretary: I'll pencil them in to the list for now.