An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
B'Van Si: Vladish, Empty Nest. How far I have fallen. So, they won't be of any use in the day time, and won't go very far from their coffins at all. You were getting to why you haven't nabbed Ace yet. So what are those pansies afraid of this time?
Albina: They won't go near him or anyone they think he might have under his protection. But their excuses aren't at all consistent. First I heard that he's been marked by an Anti-Vladish Strigoi that leads a growing coalition of “good” vampires and unenthralled humans. No evidence of that outside stories from a particularly absurd tabloid. And some think the man he killed in Korea was one of them. But my best information is that it was just a Saurian that chose the wrong feeding ground. Pretty impressive, but nothing even a Strigoi should worry about. Others are worried that his personal assistant is really a fully warded ninja. She's actually a yakuza outcast. Still others have heard that he has a guardian angel. But the prize winners are the ones that swear he's got a Lilitu lover. And one of his housemates is part siren.
B'Van: Lilitu? They still believe in angels and demons? Maybe I should have asked what they aren't afraid of. It might have taken less time.
Albina: Those were just the highlights, of course.
B'Van Si: Of course.
B'Van Si: It's going to be weeks before my nano-fabber produces enough replacement nanos just for me to take off this shipsuit, much less grant The Divine Gift to any mortals. And even then, I still need an unlocked micro-fabber to produce the nano-fabbers necessary for them to be made into true Immortals. I wonder if the lunatic that gave the Strigoi self-replicating nanos is still enjoying her view of what's left of our homeworld after nanos got loose and we had to burn it. So recruiting is out. Why not hire someone to fetch him?
Albina: Ace found and drained all of your bank accounts over the last 8 years.
B'Van Si: Weren't his memories suppressed?!
Albina: He did it in his sleep. The money went to your favorite causes, at least.