An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Peach: You probably won't remember, but this isn't your first visit. In time, those memories would resurface, but we don't plan on keeping you that long. So please believe me that you're among friends. Also, for the time being, you'll want to take it easy. You're probably feeling a little woozy. Our transporters have bio-filters. But the harmful organisms they remove and the moisture lost with them are often a measurable portion of one's body mass. Also the lower gravity we use on our ships makes some people feel like they're falling. We may be able to travel faster than light, but even we don't have unlimited energy reserves.
Ace: I'll keep that in mind.
Peach: Good! You bolted on us the first time. So, getting on with the introductions. I'm the captain of this vessel, Commander Peach, Princess of the Orion Empire, Seventh Imperial Heir, Duchess of Saiph, yada, yada, yada. But no bowing, scraping or “Your Majesty's” required.
Ace: Princess Peach?
Peach: It'sa me! But I'm “Princess Peach” only when I'm wearing Imperial White. And behind the console is my dearest friend, Savior of Careers, Shamelessly Abused Confidant, tSpock to my Kirk, AND Executive Officer, Lieutenant Commander X!
Ace: Pleased to meet you.
X: Let us hope the pleasure will be mutual. I trust you won't make things quite as interesting as your first visit.
Ace: I'll try to behave. And I'm sorry, but I just can't resist noting that the XO is named X. Or is that getting lost in some Universal Translation?
X: Respected Captain, Beloved Princess, Old Friend... Don't even think about it!
Peach: Think about what? XO?