An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Maggie: Look, I'm smart enough to know that I talk big. If I tried to jump one of those animals in the act, I'd just be making little ol' me the dessert. The best I can probably do is call 911. But, wait. How did you know all that? The uber-hacker thing?
Jaz: Well, Ace is really good at finding things out.
Ace: It's really just research. You'd be surprised how much is online these days. I keep tabs on your commune because Maddie's from there. I admit that I never had a clue you existed, though. I just never thought to look for anything under your mother's maiden name of Maria Rush.
Jaz: So, I assume you've seen my arrest record.
Ace: You don't have an arrest record.
Jaz: No convictions, sure. Not even a misdemeanor. But I've been hauled in a few times by some cop that thought they could sweat something out of me.
Ace: Four times. And you don't have an arrest record. Not anymore, at least.