An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: Larry, we are not going to have the press invading my or the Cartmans' privacy so you can sell more kitchen knives!
Larry: Ace, Ace, Ace... The Gibeletizer is a precision tool specifically crafted for the preparation of chicken, turkey, and other fowl. It's also great for fish and small game. No self-respecting cook or chef should be without one.
Ace: You really believe any of that?
Larry (grinning): If it means selling more kitchen knives, I'll start believing in the Easter Bunny.