An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Maddie: Maybe it's the wine talking, but I think of you both as dear friends. And I've come to realize I'm in no danger of being shut out. And it's not like we haven't been intimate with each other already. So if you two want to get it on, I'm OK with it. I just want my share of the action.
Ace: Don't get me wrong, girls, I adore you both. I think I could be happy spending the rest of my life with either of you, but you've both turned me down for marriage. I don't know how I feel about being shared.
Jaz: Oh come off it, Ace. You like your independence almost as much as you like independent women. And you aren't afraid of commitment; you've been committed to each and every one of us from the start. You'd be there for any one of us, any time. That goes for myself and Maddie, and even Sharron, Shirley and that Scottish lady. Even Akane, here. And we'd be there for you.
Maddie: It's no joke, Ace. There's a real shortage of genuinely sensitive and intelligent guys out there. And neither of us is willing to give you up. But if you want to be with just one woman then choose one of us now.
Maddie: Choose one of us and she'll marry you. Happily ever after, even. And it doesn't even have to be myself or Jaz. I'll pay for the trip to Vegas and we can have you hitched by dawn.