An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: So, General, while we're waiting to die maybe you could enlighten me. What are you hoping to accomplish here? Maybe we aren't all at conflicting objectives.
General: Your Orions stole our place at The Masters' side, and then betrayed them. With this ship we will free The Masters from the edge of the singularity and restore their glory. Then they will see who their true servants are. And humans will be our meat.
Ace: Hmm. Wouldn't it be a better idea to go looking for more of your own kind first? Your masters tossed your kind to the side once already. If you don't have viable numbers, what makes you think they're going to even think about taking you back. The Orions tell me they haven't seen any of your kind in around a thousand cycles. How long were you people looking before the crash?
General: That is of no concern to you.
Ace: That bad, huh? Well, here's my offer. Surrender now, turn the power back on, and wake the crew up. I'll get them to find you a place to live and even consider bringing you any others of your kind that turn up. We're all intelligent beings here. Genetic bottlenecks are survivable. Dying here and now would just be a big shame.
General: SSSS! Fool! Your banter has cost you any chance of escape!
Ace: Oh, woe. You sent a team to come get me while you held my attention?
General: Yes. They will bring you to me and you will unlock the ship if you value your life.
Ace: OK, I thought we covered that. We all go boom in about 25 minutes. What really surprises me is that in the last century you haven't figured out out how sneaky, underhanded, and vicious Terrans can be. Because, while I've been holding your undivided attention, Sky, who can get around much faster than you or I, will have armed herself and would be coming up behind-
Ace: Wow. That sounded exactly like the BFG from Deathmatch. She's even faster than I thought. Smells like grilled chicken in here now.