An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
General: I will leave your meat to rot on the ground!
Ace: That's really not something most Terrans would take as a huge threat. Maybe if you'd put more effort into understanding Earth's culture your efforts might have been more of a concern to anyone that wasn't part of the Tinfoil Hat Brigade.
General: What is this brigade you refer to?!
Ace: Over your head? Read any good books lately? Ever seen a movie? Like Die Hard?
General: We do not concern ourselves with the fantasies of meat. What are you doing. now?!
Ace: General? You ever wonder why there are two holodisplays in some of these cabins?
General: Enough riddles. Surrender now and-! I'll be lenient.
Ace: That's why. Good news and bad news. It looks like I've managed to put another 100 micro-cycles on to the countdown, but I think that's the limit until I can get to an active control console. Or maybe the pizza delivery's running late.
General: And what is your bad news?
Ace: Oh, that is the bad news. The good news is that I now have more time to come after you. On my own terms. Last two questions. How many of your people do I need to kill before you'll consider surrendering? And how much will it hurt when I rip that diadem off of your head?
General: Find him and bring him here! All of you! Now! And for those that catch him, he won't be needing his legs!
Ace: Got it. All of them and a whole lot. Well, General, I'd love to keep chatting, but I have plans for the afternoon and I'd like to get some sleep before then. Sky? Would you like to give General Nuisance the traditional farewell for these situations?
Sky: Sure! YIPPIE KAI YAY, MOTHERFUCKER!