An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Chief: Captain? We just lost another data processor. We no longer have enough nodes for a minimal tertiary fallback. I'm afraid that this requires us to suspend the mission until we can restore functionality.
Captain: I guess ten cycles was pushing it. XO, how close is the nearest repair terminal?
XO: We can be there in under a deci-cycle. They'll have some of the latest core nodes available to the Empire.
Captain: Available to the Empire, but still no match for our present equipment. I think I'd rather upgrade. And we're in the neighborhood already...
XO: Captain, I know what you're thinking. It's pretty risky, and you know why. The least of our worries would be that the Empress might bust us both down to black-sleeves. And you're her favorite daughter.
Captain: Ah, but it's urgent. Isn't it, Chief?
Chief: Yes. Approaching critical, even, Captain.
Captain: We could update the ship's entertainment library. Find a remote beach and take the crew down for shore leave. Cook up some real food. I haven't had a decent steak in ages. Maybe even pick up some males, and collect genetic material the fun way.
XO: Alright, but you are not getting me drunk and knocked-up a second time!
Captain: But they're all such beautiful and smart girls.