An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
X: Ace, I’m really sorry about this. I don’t know where to start explaining.
Ace: You came to Earth to get replacement computers for ship operations. But someone on Earth isn’t feeling very friendly toward Orions. Probably afraid you’ll destabilize the economy, resulting in a downward redistribution of wealth and authority. Something was preventing your transporting into my house, but I must have deactivated it. You knew that your relay pods would be destroyed after they were activated, but you weren’t expecting it to happen so quickly. And you couldn’t resist coming to see me. Neglecting to mention that your real reason to visit me was to get my help in obtaining and configuring the new machines. But when your relay pods were getting fried almost as fast as you could activate them it triggered an evacuation protocol that pulled in every Orion, such as yourself, hybrid, like Luna, human associate, like me, and anyone in the immediate vicinity just in case they were important to any of us, my housemates, as well as pets that your systems could locate. It was because of the rush that my cousin, Gabe, was mistaken for me and that Kimi’s tats got extracted before anyone could stop it.
X: That about covers it. But how did you deduce all of that?
Ace: Deduce nothing. You Orions are worse gossips than Jaz. So who gets to tell me about this trust fund?