An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Pixie: The old congregation thinks I stole it. I'm an old fashioned girl. Sit in a few laps. Whisper in the right ears. Make promises I might not be able to keep. Shed a tear or two. And, bam, I get what I want. The building is legally mine. The church that owned it got foreclosed on. The old pastor had developed a fondness for nice things, young congregation members, too young, and spending money that wasn't his. He's got a couple more years to serve. The new owners want to develop the lot. In the mean time, the old congregation has been using the building's historical status to keep it from being torn down, but they want the new owners to pay for moving it to a new location. I signed off on taking responsibility for saving it. In the mean time, it's mine to use. The outside is a little rough, but the inside only needs a little cleaning and then it's good to go for the wedding. Once I get it moved I was thinking about living upstairs and running a wedding chapel for all out of it.
Walter: You seem to have it figured out. Where did you plan to move it to?
Pixie: Uh. That's the hitch. There's no suitable lots for sale nearby and I can't get a loan anyway. If I can't get it moved in 90 days they going to tear it down.