An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Smith: Hello Ace, I'm Agent Ron Smith, Secret Service.
Ace: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.
Smith: Well unless you've ever done worse than something like setting up the author of a bogus social page featuring a certain minor to be busted for kiddie porn, which such a person would indeed have had, I'm not interested. Unless you wouldn't mind showing some people how you would, in theory of course, pull such a thing off.
Ace: I think I'll pass. What does bring you here, Agent Smith?
Smith: Well, Ace, I coordinate security for the program your mother's attached to. Part of this involves monitoring the security of family members of mission specialists. Normally it's unnecessary to assign overt agents to guard them, and that actually attracts unwanted attention. Nor is it popular with said family members.
Smith: But you, Sir, are a trouble magnet and a distraction for your poor mother.