An online comic about Ace. A young geek that's too nice for his own good. All he wants is a regular life and a regular girlfriend. But he knows that isn't going to happen. – CGI – Adult situations. Artistic nudity. Not suitable for children or Fundies.
Ace: So, just how is crashing the ship into the Earth going to save anyone, anyway?
B'Van Si: And they say my people have no imagination. The ship is on course for that, yes. And it's going to generate a huge fireball upon contact with the atmosphere. But then I'm going to activate the hyperdrive at the last moment. The resulting shockwave will make my Tunguska dress rehearsal look like a firecracker and raise tsunami a half mile high. It will be a quick end for most, and I'll be back with the ship and the fabbers you so graciously unlocked in time to be heralded as a savior. By the time the Orions might respond I'll be the undisputed ruler of Earth. With Divine tech and my guidance, we will conquer the stars within a few generations.
Ace: Wait. Why couldn't you remove the control lockout if you're Dilmun? It's pretty obvious to me that the Telmiri and Dilmun resolved their differences and that leaving the Orions to their own ends was the final compromise. And neither group made any effort at conquest before. And why maintain the double blind using Regina if the K'Sel would have willingly followed you in the first place? The control lockout wasn't aimed at the Orions, it was to save them from YOU. You're an outlaw!