I LOVE to hear from fans, but I REALLY hate spam. I’ve tried posting addresses to run through spam filters, but losing legit e-mail annoys me. So…

This contact form is primarily intended for fans. Offers of work are good (keeping in mind that I can no longer touch-type, cannot stand or walk for long periods, have no sense of balance, can’t sell worth a damn, am heavily burdened by ethics, and prone to a snarky attitude). It is also OK to offer free samples or ask me to beta test or review something (particularly if I get to keep it – especially if it’s an 8-10 tablet, laptop suitable for producing TMI, or all-in-one color printer [I inherited my stepdad’s – still miss him]). But to be safe, you are also welcome to use the Solicitations contact page.

NO SOLICITATIONS! Any offer of product(s) or service(s) is not welcome. If you want to sell me something, please go to my Solicitation contact page. I am a resident of Washington State and this form generates an e-mail on your behalf that is subject to the Washington State Junk E-mail Law (http://www.atg.wa.gov/ConsumerIssues/Spam/WashingtonLaw.aspx#.UhB3hz_9Wds).

Fans, I’d love to hear what you think!

The following is your electronic signature. (Generally isn’t a problem as long as you aren’t trying to sell me anything.)