Fans, if you want to let me know something important, or tell me how wonderful I am, you want the Contact Me page.

If you want to sell me something, you’re in the right place.
Things to keep in mind:

  1. I have NO money and don’t have my own car.
  2. I like sales pitches slightly less than door-to-door evangelists.
  3. For $25 US, I’m willing to listen to anyone for 15 minutes (my 15, including any hold time). Not that confident? I’m not that interested.
  4. I don’t play fair. We’re done talking at the first sign of pressure.