An old house, a geek, a cute transvestite, a very tall lesbian, and at least one ghost–what could happen? – Adult situations and artistic nudity. Not suitable for children.
Maggie: “GEEzus! I didn’t even hear her come in!”
Luna: “No one EVER hears her come in! She’s a ninja!”
Maddie: “Ninja aren’t actually real, I’m told.” (a shuriken/throwing star abruptly embeds itself in the wooden coffee table a millimeter from Maddie’s toes) “YEEEEK!” (Maddie hurriedly jerks her feet away).
Akane (from the kitchen, with no line of sight to the living room) “Carly-dono asks that we not put our feet up on tables like barbarians, please.”
Maddie: “AND HOW THE HELL DOES HE FEEL ABOUT @#$%ING *HOLES* IN THE COFFEE TABLE, HUH?”
Not really, and certainly not without ruining the table’s finish. My recommendation would be applying some “plastic wood” filler into the hole (if the shurinken stuck, it would be a hole more comparable to stabbing a knife into a table than a scratch, after all.)
Maggie: “GEEzus! I didn’t even hear her come in!”
Luna: “No one EVER hears her come in! She’s a ninja!”
Maddie: “Ninja aren’t actually real, I’m told.” (a shuriken/throwing star abruptly embeds itself in the wooden coffee table a millimeter from Maddie’s toes) “YEEEEK!” (Maddie hurriedly jerks her feet away).
Akane (from the kitchen, with no line of sight to the living room) “Carly-dono asks that we not put our feet up on tables like barbarians, please.”
Maddie: “AND HOW THE HELL DOES HE FEEL ABOUT @#$%ING *HOLES* IN THE COFFEE TABLE, HUH?”
Great! Draw it up!
That’s what YOU’RE here for. ^_^
(Seriously, I just write.)
Akane appears behind Maddie’s other ear: “Please, no profanities.”
That sort of minor damage can be buffed out. 😉
Not really, and certainly not without ruining the table’s finish. My recommendation would be applying some “plastic wood” filler into the hole (if the shurinken stuck, it would be a hole more comparable to stabbing a knife into a table than a scratch, after all.)
Nah, leave it stuck in there as a permanent warning.