50 Shades
Feb18
on 2019-02-18
at 00:01
Shade of humor, that is.
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Gina
It did seem odd that Orions or Greys would be so sloppy as to let Ace loose so far from home.
Ixil
Greys? Did you ever consider that name might be an awful denigration of my people. I shudder to think how you refer to your own more naturally skin toned peoples. We are The Beautiful Ones!
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Gina
I- You-? I’m so sorry! I didn’t-
Wait a minute...
Ixil
Gotcha! Lol lol lol! Jaekae! Grey is beautiful, Baby! And it’s not like we weren’t calling your kind “Pinkies” for the longest time. Roflmao! I’m calling 10 points!
Gina
You do recall that I’ve committed genocide, right?
It did seem odd that Orions or Greys would be so sloppy as to let Ace loose so far from home.
Ixil
Greys? Did you ever consider that name might be an awful denigration of my people. I shudder to think how you refer to your own more naturally skin toned peoples. We are The Beautiful Ones!
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Gina
I- You-? I’m so sorry! I didn’t-
Wait a minute...
Ixil
Gotcha! Lol lol lol! Jaekae! Grey is beautiful, Baby! And it’s not like we weren’t calling your kind “Pinkies” for the longest time. Roflmao! I’m calling 10 points!
Gina
You do recall that I’ve committed genocide, right?
D’oh! Was trying to figure out what they meant by ‘Jaekae’ and then realised they were pronouncing ‘JK’, like how a character in “GrrlPower” would actually pronounce ‘/’ as ‘slash’ (as in ‘and/or’ would be ‘and slash or’)
Shouldn’t they be saying “rofflemao” though? 😛
Its actually pronounced how its spelled. I could just be mispronouncing it due to just having woken up though.
Well for a creature that just lost his entire lower digestive tract, he’s got some guts.
Someone is about to learn what happens from Poking the Bear.
best joke is one where you play with their mind and perceptions.
i once convinced a friend that was exhausted and their computer was glitching, that it was gremlins messing with it and best fix was to hit them on head with rubber mallet and they would stop bothering them because they would be nursing a headache. shortly they started screaming and trying to pound something near their computer. they said they saw the gremlins peeking out from behind the computer and laughing at them
i never intended the joke but was still a good one
Why is the image of this page named: [2019-02-05-50-shades], when it’s dated as Feb.18th, not Feb.05th … ?
This won’t “sort” properly, in the Archives, will it?
Gee, if Ace got a ‘panic response’, I wonder what Mama Bear should rate? I’d say ‘genocide’ is a bit of a step up from ‘killed a saurian with his bare hands’ (he’s was young & he’s already graduated to ‘screw up & repair timeline’, I’m sure great things are in his future).
Ace didn’t trigger more than a scream. Akane earned the involuntary panic response.
Between the large difference in size, weight, and strength, not to mention the lower gravity environment of the Orion ship, it seems fairly likely Gina could pick him up by his ankles and use him like a golf club.
Tread more carefully, fragile little fella!