Gary wasn’t always so progressive.

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Alejandro
Gary, thanks for stepping in. Kimi had to leave for a while on important business.

Gary
You know, I wasn’t expecting to go from “customer” to “Assistant Manager” in one swoop.

Alejandro
Free burrito. Gets ‘em every time. So, what happened to working for MegaMarket?

Gary
Affirmative action in promotions.

Alejandro
They gave your job to someone else?

Gary
No, I suggested that women and minorities deserved an equal chance at advancement. When they started trotting out Bible verses, I walked.

Alejandro
At least you had the sense to not suggest LBG- LGTB-? Gay rights. You’d have been shot at dawn.

Narration
And he needed a mature white male on the payroll, anyway.