An old house, a geek, a cute transvestite, a very tall lesbian, and at least one ghost–what could happen? – Adult situations and artistic nudity. Not suitable for children.
I used to have this rule: When someone refuses to answer a direct question twice in a row… they have no intention of telling you. Then you can re-evaluate if talking to them is worth the headache at all.
(In an apartment building lobby:)
“Hi there. I see your chihuahua there has a service dog vest, which I guess is why you’re allowed to have it in this pet-free apartment building. My mother’s blind, and has a seeing eye dog. I know they literally pick dogs of various sizes to match the height of the person they’re guiding. I have to admit though, the chihuahua is stumping me. What is it that a dog that small helps you with? I’m curious.”
“Well, he’s my dog.”
“…Yes, I can see that. I was just wondering how he helps you out. What does he do for you?”
“He’s my dog.”
“… … … Have yourself a nice day, ma’am. Sorry to bother you.”
I used to have this rule: When someone refuses to answer a direct question twice in a row… they have no intention of telling you. Then you can re-evaluate if talking to them is worth the headache at all.
(In an apartment building lobby:)
“Hi there. I see your chihuahua there has a service dog vest, which I guess is why you’re allowed to have it in this pet-free apartment building. My mother’s blind, and has a seeing eye dog. I know they literally pick dogs of various sizes to match the height of the person they’re guiding. I have to admit though, the chihuahua is stumping me. What is it that a dog that small helps you with? I’m curious.”
“Well, he’s my dog.”
“…Yes, I can see that. I was just wondering how he helps you out. What does he do for you?”
“He’s my dog.”
“… … … Have yourself a nice day, ma’am. Sorry to bother you.”