He’s also fond of banana peels…
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Peach
Well, I guess I owe you an apology.
Ixil
For thinking I dumped your friend in North Korea? Think nothing of it. It’s an understandable assumption.
Peach
No. I know you’re the one that messed with my research all those cycles ago. So while you were beamed over I had your stomachs filled with printouts of my data. Rice paper and squid ink, of course. But now that you don’t have much of a lower digestive tract left, we need MedChief Carver to prescribe an enzyme to process that.
Ixil
You force fed me your data? Peach, you’re awful.
You know how much I love rice paper and squid ink. And I didn’t even get a taste?
Peach
Yep.
Ixil
Are you sure you won’t marry me?
Peach
I have X. And we’d have to put an end to The Prank War.
Ixil
Lol! Oh, we can’t have that.
Well, I guess I owe you an apology.
Ixil
For thinking I dumped your friend in North Korea? Think nothing of it. It’s an understandable assumption.
Peach
No. I know you’re the one that messed with my research all those cycles ago. So while you were beamed over I had your stomachs filled with printouts of my data. Rice paper and squid ink, of course. But now that you don’t have much of a lower digestive tract left, we need MedChief Carver to prescribe an enzyme to process that.
Ixil
You force fed me your data? Peach, you’re awful.
You know how much I love rice paper and squid ink. And I didn’t even get a taste?
Peach
Yep.
Ixil
Are you sure you won’t marry me?
Peach
I have X. And we’d have to put an end to The Prank War.
Ixil
Lol! Oh, we can’t have that.
A cruel punishment indeed 😛
Fill their belly with their favourite food, and not allow them to have tasted it first 😀
Wait, what happened to his lower digestive tract?
Understand that he did a ‘squid’, butt figured that was simply expelling the contents of his bowels, not include the bowels itself like a lizard detaching its tail
Andy’s note under the comic said “Those organs will grow back.” Some animals on Earth do that too.
Sea Cucumbers – if I remember right.
Wait. END a prank war?
That’s the most bizarre alien marriage tradition I’ve ever heard of! How would that even work? How would they even know they were married?
[Bear]:
I’m wondering if the answer is found in what he might be able to do with those incredibly long fingers of his … ?
No, it simply means, if they get married, they wouldn’t be able to prank each other anymore (like that’s stopped happily married couples from happily pranking each other, it’s one reason they staid married 😛 )
That explains the “Load” in “Lock and Load”