An old house, a geek, a cute transvestite, a very tall lesbian, and at least one ghost–what could happen? – Adult situations and artistic nudity. Not suitable for children.
Maddie: “IS there a secret federal task force spying on us?”
Sharron: “No offense, but that’s a really stupid question.”
Maddie: “…Why so?”
Sharron: “There’s three possibilities: A) There’s no such task force and I’ll truthfully say there isn’t one. B) There is, but I myself don’t know anything about it, so I’ll truthfully say there isn’t one (so far as I’m aware). C) There is one, but I’m obviously not allowed to tell you there is, so I’ll say there isn’t one. There’s no ‘Oops! You got me! I’ll tell you everything now like this is a poorly written soap opera’. Undercover cops don’t have any magic rule that if you call them out they have to tell you anything. They can lie to your face about the sky being blue and the sun rising in the East and never have so much as a finger shaken at them by their superiors. So really, you’d get the exact same answer no matter what the situation was, and gain nothing by it except looking foolish for asking.”
Luna: “Man, you can really tell how much she’s rehearsed that answer, can’t you Maddie?”
Maddie: “Sure can.”
Sharron: “@#$% you both!”
Maddie: “IS there a secret federal task force spying on us?”
Sharron: “No offense, but that’s a really stupid question.”
Maddie: “…Why so?”
Sharron: “There’s three possibilities: A) There’s no such task force and I’ll truthfully say there isn’t one. B) There is, but I myself don’t know anything about it, so I’ll truthfully say there isn’t one (so far as I’m aware). C) There is one, but I’m obviously not allowed to tell you there is, so I’ll say there isn’t one. There’s no ‘Oops! You got me! I’ll tell you everything now like this is a poorly written soap opera’. Undercover cops don’t have any magic rule that if you call them out they have to tell you anything. They can lie to your face about the sky being blue and the sun rising in the East and never have so much as a finger shaken at them by their superiors. So really, you’d get the exact same answer no matter what the situation was, and gain nothing by it except looking foolish for asking.”
Luna: “Man, you can really tell how much she’s rehearsed that answer, can’t you Maddie?”
Maddie: “Sure can.”
Sharron: “@#$% you both!”
Luna & Maddie: “Not with that attitude!”