Don’t worry. Prince Gilligan Peach-scion has long since reprogrammed shipsuits to account for longer hair…

Addendum (2/21/2018): The actual meaning the The Countess intends by “dirt” is, shall we say, well composted soil. Many Highborn refer to Terra as Ea Ar’Te, which also happens to mean “shit hole.”

↓ Transcript
«» In Highborn Orion (otherwise known as Classical Orion):

na-B’Lili:
«Shall I order you a meal, Countess K’Aya?»

Countess K’Aya:
«No, thank you, na-B’Lili. An antacid, rather. My stomach churns at this spectacle. The Captain has no sense of decorum. And the way they fawn over the Gibs clan... This time, our Mongrel Empress has gone too far, making Dirt Boy a noble. He was only in the right place at the right time. And it was his own meddling that led to the Serling Incident in the first place. I wouldn’t have him as a servant.»

na-B’Lili:
«I will only say that it is my honor to serve you.»

Countess K’Aya:
«Your service is appreciated, my First Hand. I don’t know why I’m venting, anyway. This is perfect. Not only can we be rid of this misshapen monstrosity of a ship, but we can make it appear that Dirt People are responsible. Eliminating the Heir Prime, her Outer partner, the Runaway Princess, 2 halfling Imperials, 3 golem abominations, and 4 Gibs is just extra sweetener in the bun. I feel sorry for Dirt Boy’s friends, but they’re just Terrans, and it will be quick.»

na-B’Lili:
«You will like this. An assault shuttle is being moved into the hanger bay to make a supply run to Ceres Base. If we join that mission, we can be well on our way to Ceres when the ship blows instead of waiting for rescue in a cramped lifepod.»

Countess K’Aya:
«That would be less awkward to explain. And our patsy in Engineering?»

na-B’Lili:
«She believes that what she is holding is a Birthtime gift for her Chief.»

Countess K’Aya:
«Good, good. Kill her as soon as it’s safe to do so. Hmm… Make it look like the other Dirt boy did it.»