Unsuitable Space
Apr16
on 2018-04-16
at 17:31
Now what do you suppose those outfits might be? (Difficulty: “Schoolgirl” has been over done, but I’m sure that’s on the rack.)
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Carver
I see that I was right that the two of you would find each other’s company therapeutic. I just wasn’t expecting romance. I hope you two realize that you have no need to rush a decision. You’re both mine for the next, oh, two or three Terran days.
And who got Attendant Ready into a French Maid costume? Not that anything the Cosplay Department carries surprises me anymore.
And don’t get me started on what they “just happen” to have in MY size.
I see that I was right that the two of you would find each other’s company therapeutic. I just wasn’t expecting romance. I hope you two realize that you have no need to rush a decision. You’re both mine for the next, oh, two or three Terran days.
And who got Attendant Ready into a French Maid costume? Not that anything the Cosplay Department carries surprises me anymore.
And don’t get me started on what they “just happen” to have in MY size.
Given the name of the ship, I feel sure “sexy science officer” blue miniskirt is available.
Catgirl? Bunny suit?
Weird Al Yankovic?
He does have at least one fan aboard! ^_^
Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS?
Magical girl outfits a-la Card Captor Sakura?
Given her diminutive size I’m going to go with Tinkerbell.
Pick a “sexy counselor Troi” outfit, they have them all and some that didn’t get aired.
Marina Sirtis in a burlap sack still makes for a “sexy Councilor Troi.”
Barbi’s Little Sister (whatsername)
Skipper.
Wasn’t that the name of a bush kangaroo? o_O
That too. Also what Gilligan called the Captain of the SS Minnow.
I think the kangaroo was named Skippy.
It was a lame joke 😛
At least didn’t do an Ace joke about smoking a skipper for breakfast… oh, guess just did >.>
I understand that reference (Red Dwarf). I even saw that episode.
😀
It’s a banana.
freefall.purrsia.com/ff2700/fc02613.htm
Heh, I’d forgotten that one – Kryten really did have all the best lines once he’d replaced Holly
Slave Leia (of course), Shadowcat (the blue costume), Velma, Pokemon’s Misty, catgirls, and a whole row of cooking aprons for the “naked apron” (hell, maybe they even do some food preparation on that ship, or is that all mechanized/computerized?).
Fox-eared Elin (from Tera) with Borg implants. Terrifying and adorable at the same time. “You will be assimilated. Resistance is fut-owee! I bit my tongue!”
There’s going to be an “Only with Orions” top ten list eventually I’m sure.
Today we have at least one entry:
Only with Orions, is a military spaceship required to have a “Cosplay Department” to run properly.
Sorry, it’s an exploration ship, not military. Like TNG’s Enterprise having a counselor and civilian families, the Orions have other means to relieve stress.
Both Orion Ex-Corp and Starfleet are military organizations; that exploration is their default purpose is the mission, not who’s running it.
I grant you, they run a bit more of a relaxed military than, say, US Marines, but they still have military organization, discipline, uniforms, ranks and hierarchy.
Exploration may be “what they do”, but Military is “who they are” and “how they do it”.
Japanese school girl. Sailor Moon. The list of outfits hand would look adorable in is fairly long.
Keep her petite, mostly pre-pubescent appearance in mind; Sailor Mini-Moon, perhaps.
I’m also thinking of children’s animal costumes: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0b/d6/05/0bd605dee5bd4e6ba1c97a4115a28025.png
…And obviously, the dignified adult doctor is not impressed with any of their costuming ideas (or ours). 😛