Waking Space
Nov28
Talk about intelligent systems.
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Enki
ENKI Activation. Pleasant Awakening, Duke Ace. Your home’s time is 9:17 AM. Lady Jasmine is visiting MedBay 3. Guardian Akane and Steward Ashe are standing by. Dutchess Matriarch Gina and Princess Luna are visiting the Child Education Center with Lady Ororo, along with your household’s cats. Miss Kimi remains in MedBay 3 with a positive prognosis. Lord Gabriel is currently entertaining guests, but notes that he is available if you need him for anything urgent. The Communications Section regrets to say that interactive communications have not been established with Terra.
Ace
I might be able to help. I think there’s an old satellite or two that might be useful for relaying messages, if I can recall the authentication protocols.
*yawn*
Once I wake up.
Enki
You are invited to join the others in MedBay 3 for your breakfast. Chilled cola and energy drinks will be on hand.
Ace
Sounds good.
Enki
If you will step into the lavatory, I can provide instruction in utilizing the washup kits.
Ace
Maybe after breakfast.
Enki
Negative. Lady Jazmine is most adamant that you risk your virtue if you don’t first wipe the smell of sex off before leaving your stateroom.
Ace
Taking her orders over mine, huh?
Enki
Who defers to whom, Duke?
Ace
Wash up first it is.
ENKI Activation. Pleasant Awakening, Duke Ace. Your home’s time is 9:17 AM. Lady Jasmine is visiting MedBay 3. Guardian Akane and Steward Ashe are standing by. Dutchess Matriarch Gina and Princess Luna are visiting the Child Education Center with Lady Ororo, along with your household’s cats. Miss Kimi remains in MedBay 3 with a positive prognosis. Lord Gabriel is currently entertaining guests, but notes that he is available if you need him for anything urgent. The Communications Section regrets to say that interactive communications have not been established with Terra.
Ace
I might be able to help. I think there’s an old satellite or two that might be useful for relaying messages, if I can recall the authentication protocols.
*yawn*
Once I wake up.
Enki
You are invited to join the others in MedBay 3 for your breakfast. Chilled cola and energy drinks will be on hand.
Ace
Sounds good.
Enki
If you will step into the lavatory, I can provide instruction in utilizing the washup kits.
Ace
Maybe after breakfast.
Enki
Negative. Lady Jazmine is most adamant that you risk your virtue if you don’t first wipe the smell of sex off before leaving your stateroom.
Ace
Taking her orders over mine, huh?
Enki
Who defers to whom, Duke?
Ace
Wash up first it is.
Ok, wait up, HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLD IT!
How did Ace get hold of satellite authentication protocols? D8
He’s Ace, that’s how.
Ace tends to be obsessive about learning everything he can about things that interest him.
[adamas]:
One possible answer may very well date back to his childhood days in various military bases. Due to his ability to memorize Pi to more decimal-places than a computer normally stores, he was decoding messages that were WAY above his ‘pay-grade’.
He could hardly ignore the contents of the text that he was decoding, right?
Yeah, I had forgotten about that – makes sense too.
“I HAVE A HACKING PROBLEM!”
Considering that he has a habit of sleep-hacking, are we really surprised that he has access codes for a satellite?
Not surprised at all.
If the Orion’s smell fresh sex on Ace, it would trigger a mating frenzy!
Damn, that looks like a hard wake-up!